Cute Girl: (sharp intake of breath) We don't have any Kool-Aid! What are we going to do?!
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(Cute Girl feigns sleep in the backseat. The Rocket Scientist has noticed and has been teasing her about it. Family arrives home from grocery and begins unloading.)
Rocket Scientist: Oh! I just remembered something! Opossums don't like strawberries!
Cute Girl: I'm not a opossum!
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(The family has been traveling about all morning, searching garaga sales and thrift stores for treasures.)
Cute Girl: I don't want to go to a garage sale. I want to go to another store and get me something cool.
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