Effective immediately, there will be no more roaring allowed at the dinner table. We try to keep an open mind about such things and serve all types of creatures but the complaints from the other guests and cooking staff have become overwhelming. We regret to inform that monsters and dinosaurs will no longer be welcome.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
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Great idea (and I had to laugh!) I think I'll have to ban the lions and bears at my own house.
Ahhh, the dinner table. Always a super-fun [insert sarcasm here] place to be, right? ;)
I think you should allow dinosaurs. As long as they wash their hands first!
But little monsters need nourishment before the wild rumpus begins.
What a sad day for dinosaurs, but at least there will be more food for everyone else.
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